Watch Wear You Sit!

This morning I almost fell into the toilet. I'm not kidding. I got into the office, put my things down, and headed to the bathroom. As I got in the stall, I quickly turned around to shut the door and pull up my skirt.I didn't look where I was about to sit though, because the cleaning lady must have left the seat up. I sat quickly, fell backwards, feet went up, and I almost left with one wet tushy. Am I upset? Not in the least bit. It's good to know my rear even fits! I felt like a kid again.